Monday, August 10, 2009

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

My husband is a hero today. Not unlike Chuck Norris, except without the mad martial arts skills. And the TV show. And all the tough Norris jokes.

So pretty much the only similarity is the reddish beard.

J's latest Chuck-Norris-super-feat was busting a dude who was shoplifting magazines out of a local bookstore.

Let's all pretend that the offender was NOT wheelchair-bound, shall we? Yes, he was actually stacking magazines on the seat of his chair, sitting on them and then smuggling them out of the store.

You have to give the guy props for style.

And Jason didn't round-house kick the guy in the face either. J just chased him out of the store and managed to get his license plate number. Then he left the rest up to our fishing buddies, the local authorities.

In honor of J's heroism and bravery, I post the following video. One of my favorite SNL Digital Shorts of all time- it makes me so happy! Kind of like my own hero. Love you, baby!

5 comments:

  1. wow crime week here on your blog -GO J!!!!

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  2. stopped by from Sits to say hello! you commented right before me today! very nice blog, thanks for sharing!
    blessings...

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  3. That's awesome!

    I chased a guy down the street that store scratch tickets from gas station once. The guy had been doing it all over town and thanks to my description of the truck and license number...they caught him.

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  4. That's hilarious. You're lucky to be married to such a hero!

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