As I was watching AI last night, which boiled down to about 13 minutes of my night since I fast forwarded through all the judges superfluous comments and the endless waiting to add SOME DRAMA, I told J. that if Tatiana made the top 12 over Danny, then I might just slit my wrists.
OK, that may sound a tad dramatic, but I really don't think it's any comparison to Tatiana's hysterical displays.
Thankfully, America came through for me and put Danny in the Top 12. So today I live! BUT... if the judges pick her as a wild card spot, I'll retract my suicide pact, but may have to stick hot pokers in my eyes and ears just to gain some relief from her "performances."
In other news, my little rock star Cade is preparing for his future AI audition. Check it out below!